"Bleach" vertėjai ne vien čia pasilinksmino, va dar:
atradau sąrašiuką, linksmą RPGeriams (ir suprantamą tik jiems). Kadangi bezbožnai ilgas, pavyzdėliai:
The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.
My bard does not need roadies for a dungeon crawl.
My third wish cannot be 'I wish you wouldn't grant this wish'
I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?
Cannot cast haste on the king during a long winded speech to get him to hurry the hell up.
No matter how smart I make my animal companion, he still can't take the tax accountant skill.
Zombies are not infectious in D&D. So I should stop shooting PCs in the head if they are bitten.
There is no 'accidentally' slipping a Smite Evil into a pillow fight.
If I wake up to find black cloaked figures in my room, I will not immediately point them to the halflings' room.
Mjy Vjikjing Skjald wjill njot tjake ljibjertjies wjith thje rjunjic ajlphjabjet.
After a bloody battle, I will not celebrate by lying down and making carnage angels.
Under no circumstances is my medical droid allowed a groin mounted rectal thermometer.
Even if the Ranger offers his sword, the elf his bow and the dwarf his axe, my gnome can't offer his accordion.
Paladins make poor vikings. And vice versa.
Just because they are all into rock, metal and axes, dwarves are not all headbangers.
German characters do not gets 4 racial bonus to intimidate French characters.
My alignment is not Sarcastic Good.
Apparently Chaotic Angry and Neutral Hungry aren't real alignments either.
Mordenkainen's Dysfunctional Family is not a real spell.
Not allowed to forge the 1.1 ring.
Taking the orc warlord's skull as a trophy is acceptable. Not as a hand puppet.
It doesn't matter how high his hit points or damage reduction are, we aren't sending the dwarf into battle via catapult.
It's not a good idea to taunt Greek heroes with "Who's your daddy?"
My halfling cannot take the flaw Obsession: Ring of Invisibility.
If I want to play a rampaging nordic warrior and get handed a treehugging elf hippie instead, I can't play her like a rampaging nordic warrior.
The script for the Baywatch movie does not cause more Sanity loss than the Necronomicon.
No matter how much he pisses me off, I will not raise the barbarian’s dead mother-in-law.
Picking his pocket means more than just turning him upside down and shaking him vigorously.
My weapon is a +3 Flaming Flail. Not my Great Balls of Fire.
[size=75]Mes, elfai, nesame rasistai, ir tenepamiršta šito žemesniosios rasės! [/size]